Acorn Registration Foolery

O.K. enough is enough. For beings who tout our education and thinking abilities as unrivaled through out the world, wait let me rephrase, the universe; why then are we so easily fooled by piece-mail foolishness? Let me elaborate. Take the Acorn Registration Issue; now you don't even need to be familiar with the various state voting laws or antiquated rules to see what the deal is here and it is amazing to me that this is even an issue yet here we are as Americans lapping up this whole voter registration fraud bit. Give me a break, you want to address a real voting fraud issue how about the disenfranchisement of a very large population of convicted felons who have paid their debt to society yet have not had their civil rights restored in order to be able to cast a vote in the selection of an individual who will determine the laws they must live with or how about the bonafide U.S. citizens of the U.S. Territories, i.e., Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Guam, etc that must also abide by the choices the next president will make yet are also unable to have a say in the selection process (hum, could it be that the fear is that most of these groups will vote predominately Democratic?...... well that is a discussion for another time) but I digress.

Now, back on point, I loudly proclaim that what we have here is not Voter Registration Fraud but just a plain old case of the Quick Cash Dash. Yep, just consider this scenario;

You hire some unemployed person to persuade strangers to fill out X number of forms for Y amount of money but if a maximum amount of X is not completed the no Y. Hello! no rocket science needed here especially if you have ever been in any form of door to door sales, you already know that the odds of getting a YES as it related to the amount of door slams, curses, and NOs........

So of course Mickey Mouse and Jimmy John Sandwiches registered to vote. It's all about the dough! (poorly attempted pun intended). Need more proof, how about that in the vast majority of cases, the fake names and identical signatures were so obvious, that it is clear that these forms were not ever meant to be overlooked by even the dopiest of reviewers! Do you know why? Well because the actual purpose of these fraudulent forms were to commit a totally different crime: Petty Theft of Employer Funds, plain and simple.



Oh but wait, here is another little conspiracy theory for you to ponder, maybe a group of rogue GOP supporters got this funny idea to create a stir by attempting to smear the Democrats who had be amassing this amazing registration turnout and therefore plotted to fill out as many fake forms as possible................ well, you can finish this train of thought! HA.